i wanna die

when no nut november begins and u think that ur gonna get thrugh it fine but after a week

you just whant to jump off a building

ha no nut november aint no match for me im fine
(one week later)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i cant take it anymore i wanna die

by yeetmejam February 18, 2019

I cant even tell you

When you literally do not even know what to say prior to a question

"Johnathan why are there black men twerking on your phone?"

"i cant even tell you"

by yiuasjgdiloasy May 17, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Up Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Up Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Up Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

I-Pank

Masturbating to porn that you have uploaded to your I-Pod video or similar device

(See definition of I-Pank)

by Judas8 October 22, 2009

Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

A saying that means the same as the "Lord Farquad" version of this.

I discovered a meal named "Shit on a shingle" and I am going to make Devilled Eggs on Easter Sunday. Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed He Never Has A Gender Reveal And Has No Emotive Force Around It

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed He Never Has A Gender Reveal And Has No Emotive Force Around It I

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed He Never Has A Gender Reveal And Has No Emotive Force Around It I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

can I use the restroom

A statement that turns into the corniest thing a teacher could say, and every teacher has said it once.

Student: Ms, can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.

by Hiness303 May 3, 2021