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Steve

Steve is the best among the best, the coolest among the cool. Steve is the friend that will always be there, a sun among us mere mortals.

Steve is not a lord, but a GOD, and a god of coolness at that.
Person A: " Who's that cool guy riding an electric unicycle back there?"

Person B: "Oh it's just Steve. Steve is just cool like that."
by Potatoii March 21, 2023
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Steve

Guy 1: Do you use the default skins like a noob (Steve and Alex) or did you have a different epic one like a pro?
Guy 2: Yeah mate, I got my own and it's fucking amazing. Steve is cool though, but not as a skin just for memes.
by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023
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steve

Tall white guy originates form blues clues where he was a tall white male. Steve is similar to karen in which is it given to someone who fits the stereotype. Typically the more nerdy the tall white male the stevier he is.
We saw a female asian with a steve.
by DevEpi April 25, 2023
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Steve stitches

If you know who Steve Stitches aka Steve, you’d be lucky to know the greatest man alive. He has a tough and confident exterior and is beyond handsome. But once you earn his trust, he will be in your corner for life. He isn’t someone you would ever want to cross, because he will remind you he won’t accept less. He stands up for his values and has the best judge of character I’ve ever seen. He is protective, respectful, loves deep, and is the most selfless, genuine, and loyal man I’ve ever met. He is AMAZING in bed and makes his woman feel so safe and secure while also the most loved and sexy person in the world. His Harley and the love for her is so pure and sexy that you’ll want to buy your own in no time and become obsessed with going every there’re on the back while holding on tight. I have learned time and time again that I can trust his gut instinct more than I can trust my own. I’ve is the best dad a kid could ask for and would do anything in his power to make them and any kid feel loved. He’s got a mouth of a sailor and his sense of humor is the dry, dorky, and hilarious. He is hands down the most amazing man I have ever met, he’s not for the weak because he loves talking shit. Im legit the luckiest girl in the world to call this gem of a man mine. I wish the people in his lives saw the true, kind hearted man he is deep down. He is no push over and won’t take shit but you’ll never feel so loved by anyone in your life.
Steve Stitches is truly the best friend, significant other, and father I’ve ever met in my life. It hurts me to my core to see how much he is tested in life and is cheated from happiness coming easily. He the most deserving and hard working man and doesn’t deserve the life he’s dealt. But everyone knows his girl will legitimately do her best to love and make him the happiest man alive until the day she dies.
by Legit_iloveyou6-6-22 November 5, 2022
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Steve

When you yell out Steve hoping you’ll see a Steve pop up out of no where.
“STEVE!!, YO STEVE WHERE YOU AT!!
by Steve^ June 19, 2019
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Invisible Steve

A really cool guy who will never have a finished biography.
"Hey have you finished writing Invisible Steve"
"Who are you?"
by Vamrule101 October 20, 2022
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Steve

An incredibly strong block dude from Minecraft who isn’t human, and also one of the best characters in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
Hi, Steve, how do you have 30000 pounds of iron in your pockets?
by Metroid > Zelda July 3, 2023
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