A second hand cheeseburger is when two people kiss their buttholes together and dedicate into eachothers asses.
by Lu Anthony August 7, 2025
Get the Second Hand Cheeseburgermug. My second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
Get the second-cousin-once-removed-in-lawmug. Second bestness is when you know you are not the first choice if somebody asks you to be someone (wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend) or to do something (i.e. become the boss). You know that someone else was first choice and altough you accept the offer, it rankles and stays wth you forever, turning you into a bitter, overbearing person.
"I think Mum's feeling of second bestness is why she's always so horrible to me - knows Dad wanted to or should have married someone else."
by mimbijones April 7, 2023
Get the second bestnessmug. Trump’s second term: full abuse mode. The Orange Führer returns with no brakes, rage-posting executive orders from the golf cart. Cabinet meetings are held over shrimp cocktails at Mar-a-Lago with foreign leaders, megadonors, and Truth Social trolls. Loyalty is law, facts are fake, and the Constitution’s just background noise.
Putin’s thrilled—gearing up to con America again while Trump signs autographs on classified docs.
Putin’s thrilled—gearing up to con America again while Trump signs autographs on classified docs.
In the Second AmeriReich, Trump’s back in the candy store—this time with barbed wire around it, a yearly membership fee, and zero refunds. He eats the inventory, blames the cashier, and waddles off with the spoils.
by Jayley Weathers April 4, 2025
Get the Second AmeriReichmug. Half-2C:
1- Parent's half-first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
1- Parent's half-first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
My half-second-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
Get the half-second-cousinmug. Second hand suicide is wanting to commit suicide but not doing it because your afraid of death mostly because the people they are going to leave behind.
Basically not doing it yourself but hoping it happens
Basically not doing it yourself but hoping it happens
by Keanu B September 24, 2022
Get the Second hand selfkillingmug. Parent's male second cousin.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the second cousin-unclemug.