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The condensed milk is real

Condense milk can be used in any sentence, situation, or anything you want to say as long as you what you are saying.
Tom: "My mom just died."
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)
by JJthepuller February 16, 2023
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real time loling

the act of using your bodily movements from laughing to express laughter in a text or IM (slapping the H and A keys while laughing)
Sean: ahahhahhahhahhah
Jake: That was a shaky laugh bro
Sean: it was legit. I was real time loling
by Leberry January 21, 2011
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Real car hours

It’s a certain time of day when the cars are real
by Porschevette June 17, 2018
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wrist real estate

The space on your arm which can be occupied by jewellery, watches and wearable tech.
I would like to buy that watch but my FitBit has made me low on wrist real estate.
by EXTREMEtotheMAX August 31, 2016
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Real Life Goofy

Term used often in Chicago for some one who is exposed for not being as hard or as cool as they made them selves seem to be.
This man is always on Twitter saying he's bout that life, then when you see him in person he's a real life goofy
by Bruce Bayne February 12, 2015
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The spoon isn't real

A sentence referring to the movie "The Matrix" in which 99% of the population unknowingly lives in a simulation. In the simulation, certain people learned that that world isn't real and so, if they believe hard enough can bend it to their will. An example of this in the movie is a child saying "The spoon isn't real" whilst bending a spoon with her mind without touching it. This phrase is sometimes used when doing something hard and thinking that if you believe hard enough, you can make it.
Jason had to hit a bowling pin with a football 20 meters away. He kept saying to himself "The spoon isn't real, the spoon isn't real" hoping it would help him hit the bowling pin.
by Baguette_In_Your_Anus December 23, 2016
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Real ass nigga

A nigga in which you can trust to be by yo side no matta what the crime is
I robbed a gas station and almost got caught by the cops but donqavias is a real ass nigga and picked me up to get away.
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