Step Second Cousin

A second cousin that isn’t blood related even though second cousins are barely blood related.

Man, I just found out that my second cousin isn’t my second cousin. She’s my step second cousin cause she’s not blood related to me.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

triple-second-cousin

Triple-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and six great-grandparents in common.

My triple-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

second great-great-cousin-aunt

Great-grandparent's female second cousin.

My second great-great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

second stepcousin

1. The grandchild of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepgrandchild of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The grandchild of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.

My second stepcousin is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Second Hand Meat

When a cuckold husband performs oral sex on his wife following a sexual encounter involving another man, for the purpose of eating the other mans semen.

Jeff ate his wife's pussy after getting a creampie from the bull, just so he could get a taste of that second hand meat.

by Meat Vendor June 10, 2022

POETRY IN A SECOND

The moon is hiding
The sun is rising
I am in Costinesti
And I see a shit in the sea
=))))))

Erick: you know what poetry in a second is like?
Maya: like a shit in a sea!

by mayusca October 3, 2022

close encounter of the twenty-second kind

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind

Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?

by Naked_Grandma January 4, 2024