guy; makes a whole ass paragraph

me; I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT
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She's amazing. Also used to send the 25 questions which I have no idea about.
Person 1: Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on
Eliza: Wow so true here are the 25 questions
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I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them
I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
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I smell bacon

Means there is a cop near by
You are about to light a joint. Your friend sees a cop crossing the road toward you, and says "I smell bacon"
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A phrase that always follows a ragebait comment or statement when the person who said it wants to be heard.

This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.
Guy: "Skyrim is overrated"

Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"

Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."
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MOM I GOTTA GO PEE

This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.

This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.

30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.

thus angering the mom.
Timmy: MOM I GOTTA GO PEE!!!!!!

Mom: Shut up Timmy.
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I don’t fight

He has a gun and he’ll shoot you if you try something You came to fight he came to shoot so don’t try him
You hit my homie let’s fight” I don’t fight people
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