a poorly packed kebab

A phrase used to describe a ladies messy fanny flaps

Fucked this bitch yesterday it looked like a poorly packed kebab

by Tiegan September 3, 2017

Packing Serious Onions

An amazing large female booty that can make a grown man cry.

Man Melisa is packing some serious onions in those jeans.

I cried tears of joy all of last night...
y???
havent you seen? my girl's packing serious onions.

by ChiBoi27 May 10, 2011

Mississippi six pack

Loading up your hands and pockets with beers to get through an event.

Carl came through with a Mississippi six pack at last call.

by Grip-Tober April 25, 2017

Apollo’s Fanny pack

A term denoting what would be Apollo’s belt on a fit man. The fat under the belly button and above the penis. This is similar to a gock but not so big. The fat mans cum gutters so to speak.

“Honey, you are getting some fat above your wiener!”

“Yeah, that’s just my Apollo’s Fanny Pack.”

by junco April 12, 2021

Facial Fudge Packing

The act of shitting in someones mouth and the proceeding to have oral sex

Stacy got tapeworm from her facial fudge packing yesterday

by Fagitarius April 23, 2019

Turtles fanny pack

Digging up your testicles from your pants and letting them hang on top of your belt.

This dude just came out of nowhere rocking a Turtles fanny pack.

by Cavepear July 7, 2017

Alabama Six Pack

A truck bed full of sis-cousins

I took the Alabama Six Pack down to the river last night

by Redtower May 22, 2018