by Dutchy247 January 30, 2020

The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.
Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."
Friend: "Cool story bro"
Friend: "Cool story bro"
by ICECHART September 8, 2012

by Mike Mike Mike Mannnn September 24, 2020

by ✨ a person ✨ December 19, 2020

Orange with permanent cognitive paralysis. Mainly found in the White House and also spotted on twitter.
by Dr_Player May 17, 2018

A handsome young feller who happens to currently be having sex with your dad. He also dabbles in the fine arts of boxing and guitar playing. Although he still will have sex with your dad even if he is playing guitar
“Wow this Milked Orange guy is really cool and good at playing guitar, I’d so let him have sex with my dad”
by Poopy McFarklesnuff September 29, 2021

some people like him but he is a ugly animal that i dont like
ugly floppa..
ORANGE FLOPPA!
(this is a inside joke )
ugly floppa..
ORANGE FLOPPA!
(this is a inside joke )
by orangefloppa December 5, 2022
