left life

left life is a group of people who go around and do crazy shit and are always what everybody is talking about plus all the girls like them they are always doing fun shit
it's a life style you live by left life you got bed doing crazy shit and wake up and have fun

Man I sure wish I was part of the left life.

Tommy: dude this stupid I'm so bored
Alex: I'm not I'm living the left lifestyle it's always fun

Tommy: I want to be in it

by big daddy pimpin August 25, 2013

left for bread

When ur playing l4d and ur team is as helpful as ur father who left for that pack of smokes 20 years ago. When ur team is soo bad u think I wonder if I could go make a loaf of bread come back and still be in the safe house.

Fuck it left for bread this team sucks. I'm bill or I'll leave u all for bread.

by Nemxa December 8, 2024

Left pocket dog shit

I’m lowkeyly mad geeked because I HAVE NOTING 💔💔

“Yo bro can you cover me”
“Nah bro I got left pocket dog shit”

by itsalwaysme223 July 1, 2024

two left thumbs

An expression referring to someone who is bad at video games. Derived from the common idiom “Two left feet” which means someone who’s bad at dancing.

I was struggling to play the new video game. I have two left thumbs.

by mauriziaH July 4, 2021

left rumble

making poop

Im making a left rumble

by Left rumble May 5, 2015

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.

"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man

by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024