M job

When a female gives a male an Indian Rug Burn on his penis.

"Dude! Megan was giving me a hand job, and all of the sudden she slipped a quick M job on me. It has been burning for days!"

by r@nd0m September 14, 2012

shake job

A style of hand job, not to be confused with a sand job. It takes place when the penis is grabbed and thrown about in a very random matter (shaken).

If girls want to perform this sexual act:

-grab shaft of penis extremely loose like.
-shake in a random semi violent manner.
-do not stir

I totally thought I was gonna jizz everywhere last night until this girl came back to my room and gave me the shake job to never forget #brutal. I would rather of gotten a sand job.

by sirshakesalot November 3, 2011

Schmib Job

A complete and utter failure at any particular activity (sports, driving, walking, etc...), when a person does something so horribly that it warrants laughter it is appropriate for one to yell out "Schmib Job"

Wow that guy that just tripped over the curb pulled off one hell of a schmib job.

by kantori84 July 20, 2009

wax job

to mislead someone, con them, lead them astray, or to "shine someone on" or B.S. them.

"She gave him a total wax job; said she was going out with her girlfriend but really had a date with that biker dude from the bar."

"Promising lower taxes and more Social Security benefits is a Government wax job."

Wax Job = Sign at car wash: "Unlimited Time! (up to 15 minutes)."

by Concupy August 31, 2013

brita job

when you drink a large quantity of water (2+ liters at one time), then have a female partner perform Fellatio/give you a BJ/head, and then unbeknownst to them unload a stream of piss in her mouth. Normally done as an act of Vengence or as a comical surprise.

Becky, I was givin Hal a blow job and just as i was getting into it, he unleashed a piss stream with the fury of a waterfall. I was exasperated. Then he exclaimed "baby, I just gave you a Brita job"

Becky, I was givin Hal a blow job and just as i was getting into it, he unleashed a piss stream with the fury of a waterfall. I was exasperated. Then he exclaimed "Yea Fuck Chuck behind my back, You fucked up! Now get outta my house!" I thought that was a secret, how did he find out.

by Gezu$ January 26, 2010

Cinema-Job

Getting a blow job in a movie theater

Aaron: "Dude Jen gave me a Cinema-Job durin' Sahara"
Ryan: "Wow that movie must have really sucked"
Aaron: "Ya, it sucked the second time to..."
Ryan: "You lucky bastard..."

by Mr. Joe Hungry March 25, 2008

Hack Job

(NOT A HIT JOB, IDIOTS)

Poorly-done attempt at a task. Can also be a person who does these kinds of things.

Guy1: Hey why did I tell Kim to finish painting the walls, and they are still not fucking done, after 4 hours?
Girl1: You hired a hack job.

by rfsniper May 18, 2018