there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 3, 2023

Fruit Whistle

A Fruit Whistle is someone who is a little bit fruity, but in denial or unaware of it.

That guy is SUCH a Fruit Whistle.

by Goji tha fruit July 7, 2023

Fruit Looped

The state of being tipsy or drunk, specifically off of a tropical or beach drink.

I got fruit looped on Mojitos and Pina Coladas last weekend.

by Alaska9 July 8, 2023

Fruit Slut

Someone who is a slut for fruit.

He always wants to eat fruit, he’s such a fruit slut.

by Lucky-13 July 10, 2023

fruit the vibes

means the same thing as "fit the vibes"

the snail emoji seemed to fruit the vibes

by G047Fuck3r July 20, 2023

tin of fruit

When someone isn’t wired up properly

Check that tin of fruit over there, he is a few sandwiches short of a picnic

by Cooncil July 31, 2023

Total Fruit Island

Total Fruit Island aka TFI is supposedly the 2nd object show ever, and it’s mainly lost, only with episode titles and the episode 1 description,

Is Total Fruit Island Lost?
Total Fruit Island is Lost,

by Ilbeity August 3, 2023