Tard

A person that is madly in love with one of his friends.

Hey you know that guy Gabe he is a tard.

by DaBaby511 November 06, 2021

Tard

The stupidest person in your group who gets their ass cut by everyone, others think is retarded but actually isn't. Should be used in forms of tard time, where the tard gets slave/noodle minutes for every stupid thing they do (which is usually a lot). A real cabbage patch neck-ass man.

Person 1: "God, you're such a tard"
Person 2: "Hard to believe he doesn't have mental issues"

by tyrannosaurusrex2 December 14, 2017

tard

The traditionally (ply) wooden portion of a skateboard's base.

That dude's snapped his tard in half while trying a 720 kamikaze flip on some stairs, yo!

by SuElTigre February 26, 2023

Tard

A shortened version of the word 'retarded'. Usually a person who is incredibly stupid. Also see retarded, frutarded, and artard.

"Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin' tard you will prevail!"
-Captain Hammer

by Elvira of the dark August 27, 2011

Tard

A retard who doesn't know how to get past the first level in any game.

You fuckin tard, the mission is right there.

by TardWrangler21 February 08, 2019

Tard

Someone so fucking dumb you would rather be talking to a retard

Bill: What's 9 + 10?
John: 21!
Bill: You goddamn tard john!
John: What a tard?

by Stunky September 06, 2021

Tard

Mix between "tough" and "hard".

Yo not gonna lie your new haircut is tard.

by chupapiiii April 29, 2025