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Jumping

When a GD Discord member tries to go for a level that is way out of their skill range to get attention.
"Guys I'm jumping to Kowereta, hardest Nine Circles."
by Clipazz October 10, 2022
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Jump And Fall Experience

(sorry for my capitalization)

A Jump And Fall Experience Or JAF Is Something That Starts Good At First But Then Goes To Dogshit Right After The Fun Parts.

Kind of Like Jerking Off But After You Nut Theres Nothing Much After That.

For Example
"Bro That Party Was A Jump And Fall Experience"

"I Was Watching Stranger Things Last Night It Was Kind Of A Jump And Fall Experience"

"Bro Last Night Was A Jump And Fall Experience"
by 99 Buttons February 1, 2023
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jumping hippo

The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.
Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.

Guy 2: Oh shit.
by A glazed donut November 11, 2017
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Jump in yo ass

When you wanna scrap with someone who is talking mad shit, getting disrespectful, or steps to you with an attitude.
John: You a punk ass bitch Michael.

Michael: You better shut the hell up John before I start to jump in yo ass.
by Chupapi16 February 20, 2023
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JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE

Most people in LIFE at first deal with RIDING THE TRICK PONY which is a minor inconveniencing event. Example is having no soap while using the REST ROOM but a PEDOPHILE has it hard.

Overwhelmed by implications inside questions of approach of needs as the TELEPATHY is PRISON TIME with massive sexual abuse.

Haunted by the FLEETWOOD MAC song DREAMS.

Overly strict about minor SHIT HAPPENS to others who are not punished at all for the same exact occurrence.

Same mistakes over and over made against PEDOPHILE but each time more intensity.
The bathroom is over there " under their breath , they say PEDOPHILE ",as time to JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as no toilet paper , soap and filthy bathroom plus toilet is clogged with SHIT.

This PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN is really happening as JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as do you got a CIGARETTE(BUTT HOLE), LIGHTER (BUTT HOLE) and such.

"There you go again , you want your freedom, who am I , as just the FUCKING COPS playing JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE.

You are sleeping here , as security is coming to play JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as you are trespassed from this mall , oh but you can go to other malls.

Here is an important twenty as ROBERT SECURITY head RAILROAD PASS SAYS EF 78787163 A 21..FINGER ENTRANCE.RECTUM as this is the JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE beginning from when we temporarily confiscated your CELL PHONE while you were LITTLE GIRL PISSING in the MEN'S RESTRIOM and the charge fell off but you gotta hassle with a DISPUTE and there is no vacancies even though we said come back in the early morning.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE July 27, 2021
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jump popsicle

A popsicle with ass flavor that will make you want to do a lot of shove up boosts
My friend Nathan told me to try out this jump popsicle. I tried it and it was the bomb!
by El negro 69 February 17, 2018
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Catch a jump

When someone asks for your lit cigarette to light their cigarette with.
Hey man, can I catch a jump right quick?
by RLM2006 July 9, 2019
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