by suface September 10, 2021
Get the momug. Mo Jones’s are normally very abnormally large. They love a good 26 chicken selects from Mc Donalds on a Saturday evening. Mo’s have a scrambled egg like dense fat sediment running through there bodies. Occasionally the sediment clog their arteries and cause cardiac arrest and other such obesity based illnesses.
If you have ever met a mo you would know that they claim to ride bikes. In reality though they don’t ride nothing instead the bike rides them. They just sit their ass on the 2 wheeled vehicles and allow it to carry their large weight down a hill. At the bottom of the hill crash mats and heaps of sand are placed so that the mo does not damage the environment.
Once the so called biking is completed the mos go to a weighing scale and weigh them selves only to find they gained a pound instead of losing ten.
Mo Jones’s normally suffer from a syndrome that is down, immovable tongue syndrome, and cranny lip syndrome. Mo’s are normally found to have type 3 diabetes (type 1 and 2 at the same time) and a cholesterol higher than there life span.
Mo’s are what we call a chick magnet from wish that got swapped by the Chinese while being delivered. Girls get with mo because they feel sorry for him. Mo’s are not smartest but they are nice guys and like some good cheeky bs. IYKYK! :)
If you have ever met a mo you would know that they claim to ride bikes. In reality though they don’t ride nothing instead the bike rides them. They just sit their ass on the 2 wheeled vehicles and allow it to carry their large weight down a hill. At the bottom of the hill crash mats and heaps of sand are placed so that the mo does not damage the environment.
Once the so called biking is completed the mos go to a weighing scale and weigh them selves only to find they gained a pound instead of losing ten.
Mo Jones’s normally suffer from a syndrome that is down, immovable tongue syndrome, and cranny lip syndrome. Mo’s are normally found to have type 3 diabetes (type 1 and 2 at the same time) and a cholesterol higher than there life span.
Mo’s are what we call a chick magnet from wish that got swapped by the Chinese while being delivered. Girls get with mo because they feel sorry for him. Mo’s are not smartest but they are nice guys and like some good cheeky bs. IYKYK! :)
Why is there no space anymore? Oh Mo Jones just walked in!
Kid: Mommy why is the world ending?
Mommy: Mo overdosed on BicMacs and exploded baby, I am so sorry I wish you could experience this beautiful world
Kid: I wanna live mommy please!
Mommy: I sorry honey but mo has to eat doesn’t he…
Kid: OMG its wave of scrambled eggs coming towards us
Mommy: Love you honey, I will see u in heaven
Kid: I love you mommy!!! I
Kid: Mommy why is the world ending?
Mommy: Mo overdosed on BicMacs and exploded baby, I am so sorry I wish you could experience this beautiful world
Kid: I wanna live mommy please!
Mommy: I sorry honey but mo has to eat doesn’t he…
Kid: OMG its wave of scrambled eggs coming towards us
Mommy: Love you honey, I will see u in heaven
Kid: I love you mommy!!! I
by Spandexbaby February 15, 2022
Get the Mo Jonesmug. when a gacha kid makes a demon emo character be edgy and different to be scary.
or when they have a "super powerful" character and their finally form is black and red with wings and black and red eyes
or when they have a "super powerful" character and their finally form is black and red with wings and black and red eyes
by toesuccer September 25, 2022
Get the Dee-momug. Ang mo (alternate spelling is ang moh) is a term used to refer to Caucasians. Literally means "red hair" in Hokkien. It is commonly used in countries like Malaysia and Singapore, and is sometimes used in Taiwan and Thailand.
More versions include "ang mo lang" (Red-haired people), "ang mo sai" (Red-haired shit), used to insult Chinese people who cannot speak Mandarin or write the Chinese script, and "ang mo kow" (Red-haired monkey), which is considered very rude.
More versions include "ang mo lang" (Red-haired people), "ang mo sai" (Red-haired shit), used to insult Chinese people who cannot speak Mandarin or write the Chinese script, and "ang mo kow" (Red-haired monkey), which is considered very rude.
Wah, you got see that ang mo just now ah? Why they come here one? I thought their country more nice?
by Ai Luhv Rais February 28, 2023
Get the Ang momug. by Turqoise Troll March 10, 2022
Get the Mo digramug. by benny_mo_bamba November 17, 2022
Get the Benny Mo Bambamug. "If I wouldn't have had all those shots, I wouldn't have had that blo-mo last night."
by schmidty788 October 5, 2009
Get the blo-momug.