May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

i bought you a soda

Peace offering. You are being thought of in a sweet and caring way.

I bought you a soda. You wanna hang out?

by Esquire Ink June 4, 2023

I do

I love you more handsome 😘

Ben: I love you

Chloe: I love you more
Ben: no you don't
Chloe: yes I do

by Your name September 3, 2021

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs

No matter what is happening you will not be interested in what is being offered

Bro i don’t care if it’s raining dogs I’m not going

by Molly said it’s raining dogs April 14, 2022

I wasn't born yesterday

A phrase meaning , please stop giving me advice, I know what I am doing.

Mother. Adrian go take a shower, then do your homework, not the other way round.

Adrian. Mother., I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate.

by Sexydimma January 10, 2013

I want money on

It means to want to provide for or be someone/somethings #1. Like a mother with their child they have money on them bc they provide for them.

I want money on carli bro she bad

by Eli L September 12, 2020

I will send you to jesus

A sentence meaning that one is going to end someone's life.

Person 1: You are a noob.
Person 2: I will send you to jesus.

by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023