I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

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i like you

george i like you

because i’m nice i’m doing this so you know i like you

by user2298726 September 6, 2021

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I lost a dare

Spanishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I lost a dare spanishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Abcvd January 6, 2024

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A Christmas Eve pout…
I may have…
Sorry, I need to get it out.

I miss 2022…
Things moved…
And they made sense…
Now, if they do

It is by one or two…
And then you have minimal responses when a message I send…

You know I can talk a lot…
And then I thought moving different numbers was you…
But that doesn’t seem anymore so true …

Overthinking it may be…
First time for everything …
I had to chuckle on that one too :)
It would help if I wasn’t rationalizing with myself…

How about you rationalize with me:)
This is something I would love to see…
And quiet I may finally be…
Arms and those eyes

Have the key!!
❤️🔥❤️🔥
I love you!!!!
Always❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 23, 2024

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