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Dick-in-the-booty-ass nigga

Daniel Benjamin Greenblatt. Also a term for anal adventurers of the African American persuasion. Seen in such films as "Black Poles in Dark Holes Three" and "Schindler's List." Daniel received this nickname whilst acting for freaksofcock.com.
Dammit Lawrence, fill up the Brita and quit being a dick-in-the-booty-ass nigga.
by Shlomo Bukkakke January 3, 2008
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pussy faggot dick licker

When either: a) kids drink baby shots (usually half filled of less), and choose "tipsy" labeled shot glasses when given many other options
b) kids get a rash on their chest from not being able to handle the greatness of hard liquor (specifically rubinoff)
c) kids who play dizy bat and don't finish their beers and end up letting half the foam drip out of the end of the bat after they "chug"
Chris: "Hey don, that kid over there is a pussy faggot dick licker. He pours shots like a woman"
Nick: "Hey Chris, this pussy faggot dick licker is getting a rash after three shots"
Don: "Hey nick, who is that pussy faggot dick licker wasting beers, emptying the dizy-bat for no reason?"
by cashflowmofo October 6, 2011
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cock-smoking shit-dick

An insult which infers that the person likes to suck cocks and fuck assholes.
Give me back my money, you cock-smoking shit-dick!
by Jennifiend April 20, 2007
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fuck my dick with a stick

an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.
*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"
by thatguyathjs November 15, 2011
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Girl ain't got no dick

describes a bitchy girl who is hyper uptight or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a very long time.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, ie, that a girl has no male organ.
"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"Girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a nerd in Baltimore and all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.
by flame sans e May 21, 2008
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Girl ain't got no dick

describes a bitchy girl who is hyper uptight or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a very long time.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, ie, that a girl has no male organ.
"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"Girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a nerd in Baltimore, he knew was done, so all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.
by flame sans e May 13, 2008
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National dick sucking day

June 15th Keydy will suck Anthony 🍆
by 7606267 June 16, 2018
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