texas pillow mint

the act of ejaculating on the pillow, following sex in another person's bed, and leaving it for them to find.

i left a nice texas pillow mint for teddy after hooking up with imma last night.

by hashcodes November 18, 2010

Texas Pink Lemonade

texas pink lemonade: when you put a straw in someones urethra then suck the urine out. May or may not end with one party climaxing. Results may vary.

Ethan: She seemed like a nice church girl, but then she asked me to do a Texas pink lemonade on 'er.
Eric: What a kinky bitch!

by scarez_was_here November 10, 2018

texas snow cone

The act of cumming inside a large woman, then packing her vagina with crushed ice and eating it out.

If you’re ever a fan of snow balling try a texas snow cone. If you ask why a large woman, everything is bigger in Texas.

by demondogg December 16, 2012

Texas Wiggly Smack

The fine art of shaving your balls, letting the hair grow back just a little (typically a day or two) and then smacking someone in the face with your balls and then dragging them across the victims face.

The texas wiggly smack is best done while the victim is awake for maximum effect

by the baby puncher October 28, 2009

West Texas Switch

When you're from out of town living in west Texas, and your dating a local girl who's trying to get pregnant to have you stay.

Even if she on the strogesr birth control, I always use a condom when I fuck around with her. She's trying to pull the west Texas switch.

by Chingao July 6, 2015

Texas Hot Dog

After accumulating enough 'mayo' to tightly fill a condom, a 'bloody steak' is pillaged. After cooking in oven for 5 minutes at 320 degrees, it is ready to eat. Place on bun and garnish with Pube-stard, shit-chup, and other condiments of your choosing.

Best served as a surprise dish

Hey Freddie! How was your day? Oh good, we just got in from Texas and made you a Texas Hot Dog. Enjoy!

by Polish Cupcakes March 3, 2011

Go Down To Texas

The act of going down on someone. Giving head or eating out.

Guy: Aye, did your girlfriend go down to Texas last night?
Other guy: Aw man it was so awesome. The best blow job I've ever had, hands down.

by FreakyTim September 30, 2009