Rear end shitsplosion: Part 2

Your hoe is pissed about her rear end shitsplosion you caused, so she kicked you outta the house. So you’re drivin’ in yo car and you gotta rip a nasty one. You’re stuck in traffic so you go to squeeze out some gas. You put your windows down and the smell is so potent that the driver behind you becomes incapacitated and rear ends you. Surprise surprise, out comes poo. Karma is a smelly SOB.

Ty: Yo Bro you finna finish your story bout the splosion you caused?

Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.

Ty: I envy your life.

by Stoney69 December 22, 2020

Ends

Your wants, money, desires. What ever you need to survive

He was a junkie looking to steal, ends up on his back in a bloody pool for his ends

by Ski Doggie August 13, 2021

Slam fish-dog end

The slam fish-dog end is the sexual action of doing the doggy while flailing around like a fish while your partner spits saliva over you .

Did you hear that Ben did the slam fish-dog end

by Hauled wet minge April 13, 2020

The Deep End

The greatest Minecraft series of all time.

Person1: “Did you catch that episode of The Deep End? Almost died laughing!” Person2: “Omg yes, best thing ever!!”

by Kiwi3839 October 13, 2018

bad end friends

Bad End Friends. Kids from cartoons who are bad.

They said said "nah we wanna go to the darkside."

There are many bad end friends but there are 3 main ones. But let me list them all.

Ice Finn
Beast Wirt

Bipper
Evil Morty

Frisk
Demon Marco
Pak Dib
Mubirty star
Button eye Caroline

Birthday Mabel

And soooooo much more. Basically any character from a cartoon that is evil.

Person 1: "Oh hay have do you know Bad End Friends?

Person 2: "No."

Person 1: "Oh. Well let me show you!"

by I have no will to live October 17, 2019

End of Idaho predator

A creepy greasy stinky fat man that probably lives close to the end of street that most likely is named idaho in dungeon under ground. He lures his prey with the same old sick tricks and treats and false promises. A fake personality until he gets you fooled to follow him into his dungeon where he traps you and then shows you his true intentions, that perverse sick yucky pathetic. Heada- Seth -chedda- man child -milla

That END OF IDAHO PREDATOR is at it again, Seth leave them alone...

by Blonde maclak January 4, 2025

When does it end

It doesn't. They plan on doing this to me until I kill your kids or die. They don't care what effect it has on me because I am not them. And THEY can't sue the company we work for what what I am doing to THEM. Because I am not doing it to THEM. So THIER shit isn't getting stolen. And THEY aren't being denied a settlement.

Hym "When does it end? That's the best part Mark! It doesn't! It doesn't matter if you change jobs or wait 15 years, they just keep doing it until you murder their kids for it! That's WHY the school shootings. That's WHY the soldiers kills 5 other soldiers. That's WHY the college student steals his police officer mom's gun and murders his classmates. Because not everyone is as patient as I am. And even my patience isn't limitless. I want you to go. This is a VERY SPECIFIC THING that is happening to me. I want you to count the number of times this VERY SPECIFIC THING... Has gotten you all shot in the face. And then I want you at ask yourself, how many times does that need to happen? You're not getting what you want out of this. I'm not going to jail without murdering your kids first and NOW... It might already be too late. So, when Liane looks at Brian and Emily and says 'That's enough' what does that mean? When a customer comes in and tells Rick 'that's enough' what is she talking about? They ate talking about that harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and if THEY are saying it, why is Amy Foles not using her authority to make it happen? If they do not get sued, your kids get murdered. That is all. That is how this need to work. They ALL need to get fired. They need to get sued. And then I'm going to quit after I have their money. And then they can deal with not having any employees left."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2025