fuck cake

What you call somebody who has made you mad.

That fuck cake cut me off twice today!

by TURRRI February 10, 2010

frosting the cake

When you're getting a handjob and you finish but they keep going getting it all over.

Frank: "Dude Megan was giving me a handjob and it was awesome until she started frosting the cake"

by Adam Cochrane March 01, 2007

Cake eater

A person who is rich or has some sort of wealth handed to them. These people usually slid by in society with the help of their parents. These children's don't do much for themselves and get spoiled.. Also most of the time cake eaters are young teenagers.

Loyola Academy students are cake eaters

by Loyola student November 05, 2013

wedding cake

Any guy who:
a)Is Sweet
b)Has good taste
c)Looks good
d)Has many layers (not one dimensional, blech!)
AND
e)Is reserved for someone else or completely TAKEN (I/E: has a serious/exclusive girlfriend, fiance, or wife.

A true lady may playfully flirt and have and active friendship with a wedding cake, but will NOT agressively flirt or otherwise make serious moves towards a man who is of wedding cake status, no matter how desirable.

"Mike's hot"
"Yeah but he's a total wedding cake."
"Girlfriend?"
"Fiance."
"Damn!"

by fabellaregina April 22, 2006

Cake and Cunnilingus

Cake and Cunnilingus
Celebrated APRIL 14TH

Seriously though, C&C Day was invented as a response to STEAK AND JOB DAY!! a day in which MEN get the 'privilege' of showing their affection for their significant other by spending ludicrous amounts of time, money, and effort in showering them in gifts, dinners, shows, and various other things to show them just how special they are to us.

It's April 14th got my Cake And Cunnilingus

by Buddddddy March 24, 2014

Jaffa caking

When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.

Omg dude I Was Jaffa caking myself last night, my mums Victoria sponge flew everywhere

by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019

chocolate cakes

a m.i.l.f or hot woman of the African ethnicity with big butt

bob: hey sally show me those chocolate cakes
sally: bob, we are at work

by by.a technicality April 11, 2018