When you're from out of town living in west Texas, and your dating a local girl who's trying to get pregnant to have you stay.
Even if she on the strogesr birth control, I always use a condom when I fuck around with her. She's trying to pull the west Texas switch.
by Chingao July 6, 2015
Get the West Texas Switchmug. texas pink lemonade: when you put a straw in someones urethra then suck the urine out. May or may not end with one party climaxing. Results may vary.
Ethan: She seemed like a nice church girl, but then she asked me to do a Texas pink lemonade on 'er.
Eric: What a kinky bitch!
Eric: What a kinky bitch!
by scarez_was_here November 10, 2018
Get the Texas Pink Lemonademug. When a man or woman is jacking off 2 dicks at the same time and their hands are going up and down simultaneously simulating driving a semi-truck.
by Tyrone666 January 20, 2010
Get the texas truck drivermug. by Ingewood August 19, 2016
Get the texas speed datingmug. The act of cumming inside a large woman, then packing her vagina with crushed ice and eating it out.
If you’re ever a fan of snow balling try a texas snow cone. If you ask why a large woman, everything is bigger in Texas.
by demondogg December 16, 2012
Get the texas snow conemug. After accumulating enough 'mayo' to tightly fill a condom, a 'bloody steak' is pillaged. After cooking in oven for 5 minutes at 320 degrees, it is ready to eat. Place on bun and garnish with Pube-stard, shit-chup, and other condiments of your choosing.
Best served as a surprise dish
Best served as a surprise dish
Hey Freddie! How was your day? Oh good, we just got in from Texas and made you a Texas Hot Dog. Enjoy!
by Polish Cupcakes March 3, 2011
Get the Texas Hot Dogmug. Guy: Aye, did your girlfriend go down to Texas last night?
Other guy: Aw man it was so awesome. The best blow job I've ever had, hands down.
Other guy: Aw man it was so awesome. The best blow job I've ever had, hands down.
by FreakyTim September 30, 2009
Get the Go Down To Texasmug.