When a man or woman is jacking off 2 dicks at the same time and their hands are going up and down simultaneously simulating driving a semi-truck.
by Tyrone666 January 20, 2010
Get the texas truck drivermug. by Ingewood August 19, 2016
Get the texas speed datingmug. The fine art of shaving your balls, letting the hair grow back just a little (typically a day or two) and then smacking someone in the face with your balls and then dragging them across the victims face.
by the baby puncher October 28, 2009
Get the Texas Wiggly Smackmug. After accumulating enough 'mayo' to tightly fill a condom, a 'bloody steak' is pillaged. After cooking in oven for 5 minutes at 320 degrees, it is ready to eat. Place on bun and garnish with Pube-stard, shit-chup, and other condiments of your choosing.
Best served as a surprise dish
Best served as a surprise dish
Hey Freddie! How was your day? Oh good, we just got in from Texas and made you a Texas Hot Dog. Enjoy!
by Polish Cupcakes March 3, 2011
Get the Texas Hot Dogmug. The act of cumming inside a large woman, then packing her vagina with crushed ice and eating it out.
If you’re ever a fan of snow balling try a texas snow cone. If you ask why a large woman, everything is bigger in Texas.
by demondogg December 16, 2012
Get the texas snow conemug. When you're from out of town living in west Texas, and your dating a local girl who's trying to get pregnant to have you stay.
Even if she on the strogesr birth control, I always use a condom when I fuck around with her. She's trying to pull the west Texas switch.
by Chingao July 6, 2015
Get the West Texas Switchmug. Guy: Aye, did your girlfriend go down to Texas last night?
Other guy: Aw man it was so awesome. The best blow job I've ever had, hands down.
Other guy: Aw man it was so awesome. The best blow job I've ever had, hands down.
by FreakyTim September 30, 2009
Get the Go Down To Texasmug.