That’s a Jon thing

A “that’s a Jon thing” refers to something Jon would do or say.

*sees rusted out truck* “yeah that’s mint”

(That is a Jon thing)

*shoot a sissy liberal* (that’s a Jon thing)

*Sees someone with hella cake* (that’s a Jon thing)

by Hahahaha hahah August 13, 2025

"The smallest things"❤️

I love...
hearing you laugh,
that you smile with your eyes,
your warmth - that draws people to you,
the way you make me feel calm and chaotic at the same time,
that you really listen,
the lovely way you share what you know -

and the little smile you give me when I get it
your ability to make me feel like I can do it-anything
...and although it's not always easy to hear, the way you talk about the people that you love. So lucky are they.

"The smallest things"❤️ How wonderful it must be to be one of the most important people in your life...when you make someone you barely know feel so special without even realising

by I'm Dreaming March 8, 2025

impossible things

fucking dumb book had to do this for home work

"hey we are are gonna read impossible things!"

by L Bozo + Ratio + Gay + Weird February 16, 2023

The Interesting Thing

It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.

Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023

the internet of things

A network of things exchanging data without requiring normal human interaction.

Me - youtu.be/dy5xLVx2NGY ..

Eric - "That's not even a good example of the internet of things"

by Mr.Al October 21, 2017

Stomach did the thing

When your stomach ‘does the thing’: intense butterflies when you’re turned on

“My stomach did the thing.”

by tickletime September 24, 2023

the real thing

The n-word, but the real thing. When you want to make clear that someone said the real word, and not just "the n-word"

"Felix just said the n-word, but the real thing, while on the bridge"

by yoyie-as August 30, 2021