texas speed dating

When you stop to fuck the animal you just hit with your truck.
"God damn that deers gunna get some Texas Speed Dating"
by Ingewood March 01, 2016
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Texas Wiggly Smack

The fine art of shaving your balls, letting the hair grow back just a little (typically a day or two) and then smacking someone in the face with your balls and then dragging them across the victims face.
The texas wiggly smack is best done while the victim is awake for maximum effect
by the baby puncher October 28, 2009
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West Texas Switch

When you're from out of town living in west Texas, and your dating a local girl who's trying to get pregnant to have you stay.
Even if she on the strogesr birth control, I always use a condom when I fuck around with her. She's trying to pull the west Texas switch.
by Chingao June 26, 2015
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texas snow cone

The act of cumming inside a large woman, then packing her vagina with crushed ice and eating it out.
If you’re ever a fan of snow balling try a texas snow cone. If you ask why a large woman, everything is bigger in Texas.
by demondogg June 13, 2012
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texas pillow mint

the act of ejaculating on the pillow, following sex in another person's bed, and leaving it for them to find.
i left a nice texas pillow mint for teddy after hooking up with imma last night.
by hashcodes November 16, 2010
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texas truck driver

When a man or woman is jacking off 2 dicks at the same time and their hands are going up and down simultaneously simulating driving a semi-truck.
Me and Benjamin were at a party and Tiffany took us into the back and gave us a texas truck driver.
by Tyrone666 January 20, 2010
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Texas Pink Lemonade

texas pink lemonade: when you put a straw in someones urethra then suck the urine out. May or may not end with one party climaxing. Results may vary.
Ethan: She seemed like a nice church girl, but then she asked me to do a Texas pink lemonade on 'er.
Eric: What a kinky bitch!
by scarez_was_here November 11, 2018
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