Salty duct

When your getting face fucked and take a load to the nose then it squirts out of your tear duct

If you cum in my mouth after I told you not to you're going to get a salty duct!

by Aphroditerain November 26, 2017

Salty Celery

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

by Fuckbad Sexbang September 7, 2016

Salty

When Owen gets last kill on Oliver and now Oliver can’t sleep at night.

Oliver’s salty that Owen has last kill.

by Oliver’s a salty boyyyy May 7, 2021

salty mcnown

The art of crushing potato chips on to a sexual mates anus and gobbling them up.

Oh yeah. Shes into some weird stuff she wanted to Salty McNown with sour cream and onion

by DAT BOII PICKLEAS November 18, 2019

Salty Sea Captain

When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.

"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."

by DZG August 29, 2020

Salty

upset about something

2 problems tho:

1) they're division rivals with the Ravens

2) I'm still salty about the Amari Cooper trade

by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024

Salty

Everyone's salty on this universe so why the FUCK are you judging?

Retarded Roblox player : omg ur so salty ecks dee

by ValIsDesperate May 6, 2019