RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020

Rip it and shift it

When you are driving a manual car and you floor it to redline before forcefully jamming the shifter into the next gear. Bonus points for leaving your car at redline for several seconds and/or money shifting

“Hey wanna know how to turn your pistons into a space exploration program?”

“Let me guess, rip it and shift it?”

by FishWithFeet August 4, 2020

Fong rip

Fat bong rip

Let’s meet up later and take fong rips.

by peanut butter koalas September 16, 2020

Ripped Moto

1. To be so great at something you are a easily the best compared to your peers.

2. To be so terrible at something you are easily the worst compared to your peers

Bellossom you are a total ripped moto

Thanks pal!.....wait what?

by The fact checker September 17, 2020

RIP river effect

When your up river with no river

You'll be working with Unusable stuff, in other words, you'll have the rip river effect.

by RIP river October 24, 2020

Rip and Release

When a young stoner catches a fish bare handed to allow his other stoner friend to blow a bong rip into the fishes face. The fish is then released.

Rip and Release is a common stoner past time in Anchorage, Alaska. Typically a king salmon is yanked out of the water and then blow cannabis smoke, then thrown back into the water.

Hey Kyle, want to hit up the Kenai for some rip and release?

by Pete the wizard October 3, 2020

rip a thick one

To tear the widest of units, to defeat the largest of singulars, to rip the thickest one...

Lucas rip a thick one yesterday! He's dead

by NOON RAT October 19, 2020