Naked Left

The worst offensive football play ever called in the history of mankind.
No way, coach just called Naked Left with the game on the line, this is not going to go well.
by Kyle McHugh May 01, 2024
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Left-leg syndrome

The uncontrollable need to sneak into your neighbors garden to sniff their grass and steal their cat food to feed your gorilla.
“My name is Darrel and I have been diagnosed with left-leg syndrome.”
by Normal people other than Chloe February 10, 2019
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i left

Person 1: dude I heard that January got cancelled from next year
Person 2: i left
Person 1: oh damn
by CrayolaKlay June 20, 2022
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aesthetic left

A faction of the American political left that is so intensely focused on purity-testing and moral posturing that electoral success and movement-building are thrown out the window.
Hating AOC because she—one out of over four hundred representatives—has not yet enacted Medicare for All after two months in the majority is one of the hallmarks of a member of the aesthetic left.
by breadedcircus April 05, 2021
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Left Cunt

Someone who is being a right cunt, but you left them standing on the corner with their genitals in their hands.
He was trying to be a right smart ass cunt, but only looked like a little bitch when he got left cunted with his dick in his hand.
by Kazzie B October 25, 2022
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