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Lemon Squeeze

The act of squirting lemon juice into ones vagina, causing immense discomfort and burning while having sex.
"Yo bro I lemon squeezed my girl last night, she was screaming and itching all night"
"Sweet dog, me next?"
by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025
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Chocolate Lemon Bar

When two black men engage in sexual intercourse with a woman of Asian descent simultaneously.
Yo! I got no sleep last night! Rashad and Jerome had my neighbor Miss Kim screamin' in a Chocolate Lemon Bar.
by RedCap925 May 6, 2025
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lemon

Insulting term, i.e loser, idiot
“You great lemon!”
by printerjoe May 29, 2025
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The Lemon Law

In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.
The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.
by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025
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defrosted lemon

A sour situation made even worse.
She broke up with me, and then revealed that she had given me syphilis. What a defrosted lemon.
by thePiPatel April 26, 2023
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lemon season

when your at a party and you see 3 or more couples making out
'' is it the lemon season, mate?''
by daiyuツ May 6, 2023
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