When you're from out of town living in west Texas, and your dating a local girl who's trying to get pregnant to have you stay.
Even if she on the strogesr birth control, I always use a condom when I fuck around with her. She's trying to pull the west Texas switch.
by Chingao June 26, 2015
The act of cumming inside a large woman, then packing her vagina with crushed ice and eating it out.
If you’re ever a fan of snow balling try a texas snow cone. If you ask why a large woman, everything is bigger in Texas.
by demondogg June 13, 2012
The fine art of shaving your balls, letting the hair grow back just a little (typically a day or two) and then smacking someone in the face with your balls and then dragging them across the victims face.
by the baby puncher October 28, 2009
the act of ejaculating on the pillow, following sex in another person's bed, and leaving it for them to find.
by hashcodes November 16, 2010
texas pink lemonade: when you put a straw in someones urethra then suck the urine out. May or may not end with one party climaxing. Results may vary.
Ethan: She seemed like a nice church girl, but then she asked me to do a Texas pink lemonade on 'er.
Eric: What a kinky bitch!
Eric: What a kinky bitch!
by scarez_was_here November 11, 2018
After accumulating enough 'mayo' to tightly fill a condom, a 'bloody steak' is pillaged. After cooking in oven for 5 minutes at 320 degrees, it is ready to eat. Place on bun and garnish with Pube-stard, shit-chup, and other condiments of your choosing.
Best served as a surprise dish
Best served as a surprise dish
Hey Freddie! How was your day? Oh good, we just got in from Texas and made you a Texas Hot Dog. Enjoy!
by Polish Cupcakes February 17, 2011
When a man or woman is jacking off 2 dicks at the same time and their hands are going up and down simultaneously simulating driving a semi-truck.
by Tyrone666 January 20, 2010