shit business

Shit business : An informal interaction, satyric humor scenario, extreme results.

"My boys came over and crashed the car in the woods, then stumbled upon a case of money."

"Oh, shit business bro!"

by Psychonomy x December 26, 2016

Anti Shitting

When an individual who has a strong fecal attraction freezes their turds to sodomize themselve or others

Deven P. Was caught Anti Shitting and currently is spending 10 years in fecal free confinement

by LordByronCobb October 16, 2019

Oh shit

Probably one of the most commonly used phrases after hurting your self or realizing something shitty happened. Sometimes you just say oh shit just to piss off your friends.

Person 1: “OH SHIT”
Person 2: “What why you swearing
Person 1: “ I don’t know I just felt like it

Person 2: “Die”

Person 1: “ OH SHIT”
Person 2 “ What happened you good?”
Person 1 “NO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE THAT SHIT HURTS”

by ThatMoronInTheBack November 21, 2022

talking a shit

when you want to describe yourself taking a shit but you seem to write "talking a shit" instead of "taking a shit". it can also mean talking about the characteristics of faeces.

Rose: (on snapchat) When you're talking a shit
George: (sees Rose's snap) Well, so the consistency of the shit is NOT WELL.
Annie: LMAO

by lovemelikeyousayyoudo May 31, 2018

UD that shit

1)When randomly having a conversation with somebody, you create a word worthy of putting on Urban Dictionary.
2)To add a made up word to Urban Dictionary.

C: "My friend calls herself Lesbozilla."
B:"UD THAT SHIT!"
C:"KAYY :D"

by C <3 June 20, 2010

two shitted

One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"

Oh no two shitted again!

by Messhall May 26, 2018

Chicken Shit

A quarry where people go to swim and hangout in granite quarry

Ayy man I'ma go cliff jumping at chicken shit

by ScARBoy June 30, 2021