Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit

Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪

by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025

I

I love you

I love you

by Just a girl with 💔 November 23, 2024

I was in the wrong gear

This is when you are trying to be hectic doing the Bondi Run, but realised your mate is actually the Bondi King now and you can't keep up, so after taking 2 minutes to make up and excuse with awkward silence, you use the excuse "I was in the wrong gear"

Oh that's right, I was in the wrong gear.

by DirtyDobz April 7, 2024

Can I Put My Bawls In Yo Jawls

A song about one homie wanting to put his testes into his other homie's oral cavity.

Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii

by goldenppballs June 13, 2022

Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 7, 2021

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

(reply to the first word) what the hell dude.

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

by a literal stupid person that makes stupid things December 20, 2024

I wanna see what you get to experience all the time

Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.

A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).

by QuacksO March 13, 2023