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Winged Facial

A vulgar phrase, meant to simultaneously describe the act, displeasure, ridiculousness, and frustration of being attacked and/or bombarded by a swarm of any flying, winged creature(s), to the point of having said creature(s), their body parts, or any debris being carried by them ending up in the eyes and/or facial orifices resulting in disorientation or mild discomfort.

Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.
These mosquitos are relentless! They're getting in my eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and hair.

It's like I'm getting a winged facial!
by Demented Definitions May 21, 2019
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Wing Bing Station

A mythical NYC subway station that is spoken by conductors that have indiscernible words resulting in the words “wing bing station”
The conductor said “Next stop is wing bing station, indiscernible, wing bing zing station
by Crafterhoe699 June 8, 2019
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Chicken Wing

When you place your dick between your bicep and forearm, in the crease of your elbow, then moving your arm back and forth to Masturbate.
I don't have a girlfriend and I'm sick of normal masturbation.... I'm going to "chicken Wing" it tonight!
by Lonely Bater December 1, 2019
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Wing the Wang

Is where the person (at the moment of climax) will swing their arms in the air as if they were a chicken
Hold on guys you mind if i wing the wang real quick?
by Nonstolen-wordman December 16, 2019
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On D Wing

neighbourhood, area, region, place, locality, locale, community, quarter, sector, vicinity, zone, territory, block, part, spot, patch, domain
eh meet meh On D Wing nah girl
by Terra is the code April 23, 2019
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Hmong wing

A spoiler mounted on the rear end of a modified car. Think of the Fast & Furious movies. Some hmong wings are large and gaudy looking. Usually seen around Minnesota and Wisconsin or the Twin Cities metro with a large Hmong population.
by Dman8 September 14, 2019
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Bat Wings

Large labia minora resembling a bat’s wings.
Her bat wings flapped so hard when she queefed I thought she was going to fly up the chimney.
by thecrewben September 21, 2019
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