therian girlfriend

therian girlfriend, a girlfriend that identifies as a therian and is often used as a joke

tyler: bro i need a therian girlfriend

max: me too bro

by eevee lover May 8, 2024

Schrodinger's girlfriend

When she is your girlfriend and not your girlfriend simultaneously

She is my Schrodinger's girlfriend

by Randommonstercock May 10, 2024

Caring Girlfriend

The ultimate paradox wrapped in a hoodie and a messy bun. She's the epitome of 'tough chick' outside, slaying life's challenges with the grace of a ninja and the sass of a stand-up comic. But behind closed doors? Get ready for the rollercoaster ride of emotions that would make even the most seasoned therapist raise an eyebrow.

She'll go from zero to 'hangry' in 2.5 seconds flat, with mood swings that could give a hormonal teenager a run for their money. Yet, despite her occasional bouts of irrationality, she'll make your heart swell with a love so profound it's like she's invented her own brand of emotional superglue.

Sure, she'll test your patience with her stubbornness and tease you relentlessly until you're begging for mercy. But in the end, she'll wrap you in a bear hug so tight you'll forget why you were mad in the first place. She's not just your girlfriend; she's your partner-in-crime, your emotional support hotline, and your personal comedian.

And when life gets tough, she'll be your rock, your guiding light in a sea of chaos. With her by your side, you'll feel like you can conquer the world, even if it's just conquering the pile of dishes in the sink. So buckle up, because with her, every day is a wild, hilarious, and utterly unpredictable adventure. But hey, at least you'll never have a dull moment!

Every guy needs a caring girlfriend to keep his life from turning into a sitcom.

Nyan always says he's the 'mastermind,' but we all know it's God, his caring girlfriend, who keeps their ship afloat

by God_is_I May 12, 2024

Fuck your girlfriend may

during may people can fuck their girlfriend and be horny towards them. there is nothing their girlfriend can do about it

Yo bro its fuck your girlfriend may!
Bet.

by safasgaga May 13, 2024

Caring Girlfriend

The ultimate blend of affection and annoyance. She's the one who will drive you up the wall with endless nagging about taking your meds and wearing a coat, but she'll also be the first to hold your hand when life gets tough. She'll roast you with the precision of a gourmet chef but loves you more than a fat kid loves cake. Expect plenty of "I told you so's" when things go sideways, but also count on her to pick you up, dust you off, and help you try again. She'll stick by you through thick and thin, with a dedication that borders on "I'd-rather-commit-a-felony-than-break-up" loyalty. A whirlwind of sarcasm, love, and unwavering support—she's your rock, your partner in crime, and your favorite pain in the ass.

When Nyan ended up on the floor, Sloth laughed her ass off and managed a "told you so" every now and then. Being a caring girlfriend, she helped him up but will most likely roast him when the opportunity provides it.

by God_is_I May 19, 2024

Girlfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is uncontactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.

'Have you heard from John?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.

by epqb May 19, 2024

Girlfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is unreachable or unavailable due to being shacked up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. The guy becomes uncontactable as if he is on a deserted island.

'Have you heard from Rick?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.

by jay gee May 21, 2024