Jolly Ending

The act of jerking off a man while dressed as Santa and singing Christmas carols.

"I heard the massage parlors giving out jolly endings as a Christmas promotion"

by cheater234 November 23, 2016

next years end

AN EXTREMELY TALENTED BAND FROM ATLANTA GEORGIA WITH FOUR MEMBERS, TOMMY OAKLEY DAVIS MCMAKIN KYLE BUSCH AND JORDY QUINN. LISTEN TO NYE

I LOVE DAVIS FROM NEXT YEARS END SO MUCH HE DESERVES THE ENTIRE WORLD LIKE TELL ME HE DOESNT AND I WILL ATTACK YOU

by okaywtf37592 February 21, 2018

ARMY ended bl0nks

Bl0nks(blackpink toxic fans named by there own fandom) who can't focus on their fav and always butting on ARMYS business but ARMYS always win and bl0nks can't digest

1.Army ended bl0nks again with there success.
2. Bl0nks are jobless

by January 07, 2022

LOVELESS END

A TRAGIC AND CATASTROPHIC END TO A MAGICAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN 2 PEOPLE

John doe had a "LOVELESS END" with his significant other and will be lonely for the rest of his life.

by relsyrhc susej June 23, 2023

LOVELESS END

A TRAGIC AND APOCALYPTIC END TO A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN 2 PEOPLE.

JOHN DOE EXPERIENCED A SUDDEN **LOVELESS END** WITH HIS SIGNIFICANT OTHER.

by relsyrhc susej June 22, 2023

it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon

i know it
i just know it.

is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you

epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BenSav December 15, 2021

At The End Of The Day

A moronic catchphrase used by empty-headed imbeciles over and over and over who are too stupid to realize they are even saying it, or who foolishly think saying it makes them sound like they know what they're talking about, until hearing it makes your ears bleed and wanting to punch the speaker in the face repeatedly.

Before the end of the day, I would love to see everybody who says, "at the end of the day" placed into a rocket ship and then blasted off into the sun to immediately melt in unimaginable pain and suffering."

by A Particularly Annoyed Person August 06, 2022