coward I see

something Mustaf says when he is angry

Person: *hits mustaf*
Mustaf: Coward i see

by Jhezzzzzzzz June 12, 2018

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

I

I saw him today…
Nothing I could do…
No wave…
No smile…
No look…
No beep…
As I knew nothing back he would do…

Even so…
I will always love him through and through….

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 March 11, 2025

i want your mash

You want everything about someone, including their genitals but not limited to only their genitalia

i want your mash jades

by livvy hammond November 3, 2023

I

Hitting dislikes on every post
Is not me…
As I love you the most!!!

I don’t understand why someone would do that…

by If only 1 day he would see July 23, 2024

I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?

Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."

by von groovy September 6, 2024

gO AWAY NAT I DONT LOVE YOU

It's a term that's commonly used by girl(s) that go by the name of Stevie when they're friendzoning someone. It can also be used when in need of attention because when you tell people (Nat) this phrase, they keep insisting to make you love them. Easy attention gain. Little do they know that they will never be loved. This sentence is known to be quite useful as it can get you out of multiple situations of trouble. For example, if you for some reason tell them accidentally that you love them and they ask you to repeat it, you can simply scream the sentence and you'll be out of the situation in the blink of an eye.

"hey Stevie, how does this shirt look on me?"
"gO AWAY NAT I DONT LOVE YOU"

by jenniestevs January 10, 2018