touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022

Touch up

When a girl shaves her area even if it's only been a few days And there's nothing there.

"Yeah I was gonna smash David but I felt gross without my touch up!"

by Jason3245 May 2, 2018

Touch Bar

bring it back Apple we would gladly pay extra

the Touch Bar needs to come back to the macbooks

by why are russian girls so cute October 21, 2025

touch antenna

"Touch antennae" is a metaphorical expression referring to the act of connecting or communicating on a personal and intuitive level, much like how insects use their antennae to sense their surroundings. See “grok.”

I like their vibe. I want to touch antenna about an idea I have for them.

by OG_Miggysmalls January 20, 2024

can i touch that bodonkadonk fool?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021

Puppy Touch

To touch, caress, etc. something soft as you would a puppy.

"His hair looks so soft, I want to Puppy Touch it"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"

by pupl0ver234 February 22, 2010

Friendly butt touch

1. To touch the booty of a friend with no sexual intent.

Adam gave Emma a friendly butt touch in Adams room

by Officer Wag January 10, 2016