my bf august

he has the biggest dick in america.when this man fucks peope it takes 9 hours fr them to be able to walk again.i love this man sos soso much and i will never let him go

"yo did you see my bf august.he def pulls bitches"

by its luci July 19, 2022

August 4

National ask your crush out day!

Julie:it's august 4th)
will you go out with me

Simone(crush)
: sure

by constantly rejected August 4, 2021

30th august

Big sexy boy day where only the big sexy boys are produced

Wow your hot you mush be from 30th august

by Pobdhsoqpnc show November 22, 2021

August 9

The day of Haiji Towa (should definitely be censored). If u didn't know, H*iji T*wa is a fucking pedo in danganronpa: ultra despair girls (a game). So, if u have a printer, print out a sprite of H*iji and torture him! (If u are born on August 9 like him, I don't hate u :)

person one: what is August 9
person two: H*ji T*wa day

by shrekthetenth August 3, 2021

August 3rd

Random give your boyfriend his favorite keyboard day

Girl: It's August 3rd you should get your boyfriend the Razor huntsman mini
another girl: fine!

by titty~ July 26, 2022

August 20

Say "hi" to a girl you think is very nice

"Hi Person" on August 20

by Squirrel Junior August 20, 2022

August 12

The day when the sexiest gods are born. Both good in bed and the best in class.

Ashley: He’s so perfect I wanna have him for my own
Victoria: Don’t you know he's born on August 12, he’s basically a god

by Truth Be Told 123 May 29, 2022