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The only thing

Money is THE ONLY thing that will make me whole after all this time and is both the least you can do and what I'm entitled to per my 5th amendment right to be given to compensation for my property (which my labor and mind bith constitute).
Hym "And you know what ISN'T going to do that? Fucking therapy. The only thing that'll do it is money."
by Hym Iam October 17, 2025
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German Things

When a girl tells you she wants to do German Things; You should fill up before your date, as it involves poop play
Slutty Quagmire :Big Pete, Help!
She wants to German Things, GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! It's not going to work!
by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024
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Had Better Things To Do

Not invited.
Paul claims he “had better things to do” but in reality that weird motherfucker just was not invited.
by WolfgangMozart June 5, 2021
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commit lethal thing

Say it to ur mom I know she will love it!
Little Timmy: commit lethal thing
Mom: that is good advice I will commit lethal thing.
by NotTuch August 15, 2022
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A thing

It is a thing that has lots of things because it is a thing
Give me a thing” (which could mean anything)
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Just Jules Things

When some rando on a message board keeps posting useless links
"Why does he keep posting garbage tiktok and stuff?"
"Oh you know, just Jules things"
by MLDN October 14, 2022
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I Drink and I Know Things

A t-shirt from Walmart typically worn by fat bearded hipster liberals as a means of flaunting their belief that they are mentally superior and misdirecting their unhealthy lifestyle. A term made popular by Peter Dinklage character Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones.
Andrew is a male feminist simp who can often be seen with a craft beer and a scruffy beard wearing an “I drink and I know things shirt”, talking about how white men and capitalism are the reason racism exists and singing the praises of Joe Biden.
by T-mun E September 19, 2022
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