a funny version of "touch me, i scream".
Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024
mugGet the touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆmug.

touch carpet

the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section
Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro
by urbdictinger February 24, 2025
mugGet the touch carpetmug.

Clinton touch

A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster
Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?
by Sexydimma August 23, 2016
mugGet the Clinton touchmug.

touch beast

Someone with whom you have a sex-only relationship with.
She was his touch beast. He couldn't really tolerate hanging out or talking with her, but she seemed okay with the arrangement.
by Cortex Reaver December 16, 2024
mugGet the touch beastmug.

Touch your Cousin Day

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!
"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"
by Urban Dicktonary Book May 14, 2022
mugGet the Touch your Cousin Daymug.

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