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Wilt and Kobe Show

A match-up between a talented center and a guard on opposing teams. A reference to Wilt Chamberlain and Kobe Bryant. Described as a basketball player who is high in stats and is winning the game.
Shaquille O'Neal is a part of the Wilt and Kobe Show right now.
by Evan Williams October 1, 2007
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Epic Passion of Love Showing

The Way That Bodies Collied When your Making Love, Not Just Sex.
Baby I want to be inside you as our naked bodies collide in an epic passion of love showing
by Morbidadams February 10, 2009
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Watching the Andy Griffith Show

What were you doing up in your room?
Watching the Andy Griffith Show...
by GerkinKing February 4, 2010
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Show me your teeth

"Show me your teeth," tell me the truth even if it bites.
She asked him "Are you lying? Show me your teeth."

Show me the real you, Show me the truth.
by CeeMcGee May 6, 2021
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show me your pussy

Translation: "Finish your drink, now!"

Usage: This is a command a man gives to a friend that has been nursing an alcaholic drink for too long. Once the command has been said, that person must then immediatly finish the remainder of their drink. It is customary but not mandatory for the person finishing the drink to say "Pussy shown". It's the equivalent of having someone say "you're welcome" before the other person can say "thank you".

Background: Theoritically, there are a certain number of alcaholic beverages that need to be consumed by a woman before a man is given the opportunity to hang dong on her. Whether it be a one night stand or spanning several dates; it doesn't matter. All a man is ever thinking to himself with each drink given is the phrase "show me your pussy". Since saying this phrase outloud on an actual date ensures years of celibacy and uninterrupted masturbation, it can only be said amongst friends as a playful way to blow off stream from the pressures of actual dating.
i.e. 1

Tucker: Mehar, you been holding that warm Zima for 2 hours. Show me your pussy and let's get another drink.

"Mehar Drinks"

Mehar: Pussy shown!

i.e. 2

Gus: I bought Webber like five drinks and he didn't show me his pussy once.

Buford: Well you can always count on me. I won't let you down...

Gus: Buford?

Buford: Yeah Gus?

Gus: You think you could show me your pussy? It would mean a lot to me.

Buford: Sure pal. Oh and uh...I'm a gay guy now.

Gus: We're no longer friends.

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by Kloopitz December 17, 2011
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The Most Amazing Show on Earth

a sex move involving a man and a paraplegic woman who has her legs amputated at the hip. The man lies flat on the ground while the woman mounts him, while pulling herself up and down with a chin up bar mounted to a ceiling fan. The ceiling fan is turned on, and she continues to do chin ups whilst spinning around on his dick. Optional: there are people dancing around the couple
Mark stopped by the wheelchair store and picked up a chick for The Most Amazing Show on Earth.
by President Polk May 9, 2008
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dog and pony show

when you get to a bar or club, and there is a line of yuppies down the block, and big black bouncers that won't let anyone in, and you have to piss so badly your bladder is going to rupture.
This is a real dog and pony show if i've ever seen one.
by Johhny Cockrane May 23, 2004
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