e-mortality

The state of being so prolific on the internet that your name will live forever.

Bubb Rubb attained e-mortality. But only in the morning.

by spencewah July 8, 2011

Eskimo E

Marijuana. This is what it sounds like when you are speaking about it in front of kids and you don't want to say the word so you spell it out.

Mom: Honey, did you get a chance to talk to Joe about getting some S-M-O-K-E?

Dad: Yes, dear, but he's in wait mode.

Kid: Mom, what is eskimo e?

by bhaktij July 2, 2011

e-boating

The act of 'motorboating' the virtual image of a woman breasts during video chat.

E-boating my girlfriend when I am away on business keeps our relationship exciting.

by JJ126 October 17, 2011

e-hole

Depression caused by overdose of estrogen.

You will feel better soon, your just in an e-hole.

by Catgirl NSFW August 24, 2023

E-Britten

An E-Britten is an E-boy or E-girl who acts like a kitten and is British.

Person 1: You are such an E-Britten
Person 2: WHAT?? NO???
Person 1: Your name is literally sanstwotwo

by Testeyment September 12, 2023

e-siren

Sirens in Greek mythology are creatures at sea that allured sailors to the point of their demise.

Today, this essence is channeled via the internet. Many men succumb to the endless barrage of women (aka "e-sirens") that expose themselves inappropriately on the internet. Much like the sailors exposed to the sirens at sea, many current men lose their willpower in the process. Coomers are the result of guys succumbing to e-sirens.

Remember how in Blade Runner 2049 there was a pink hologram of a woman that encountered Gosling's character, K, near the end of the movie? Think of that as an e-siren. It can also just be an immodest woman on the internet that guys simp over.

guy #1: "Man, Ian became such a coomer. It's a shame he seems so lifeless."
guy #2: "Yeah, that what e-sirens and succubi can do to a man."

by schizo.lounge September 15, 2023

E-Billie

Another form of an e-girl that dresses in baggy clothing or wears skate brands.

Guy: are you a Billie fan?
E-billie: yea, how could you tell?
Guy: eh don't worry about it

by Narcky March 25, 2020