The ultimate blend of affection and annoyance. She's the one who will drive you up the wall with endless nagging about taking your meds and wearing a coat, but she'll also be the first to hold your hand when life gets tough. She'll roast you with the precision of a gourmet chef but loves you more than a fat kid loves cake. Expect plenty of "I told you so's" when things go sideways, but also count on her to pick you up, dust you off, and help you try again. She'll stick by you through thick and thin, with a dedication that borders on "I'd-rather-commit-a-felony-than-break-up" loyalty. A whirlwind of sarcasm, love, and unwavering support—she's your rock, your partner in crime, and your favorite pain in the ass.
When Nyan ended up on the floor, Sloth laughed her ass off and managed a "told you so" every now and then. Being a caring girlfriend, she helped him up but will most likely roast him when the opportunity provides it.
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A song made by Keyz (aka Keyvier) that describes a type of relationship between him and adult entertainers or exotic dancers.
She’s flirts with me. She be touching me making it for me to resist her. She’s my Club Girlfriend
She calls and text me and tells me to pull up for dances. She’s my Club Girlfriend
She calls and text me and tells me to pull up for dances. She’s my Club Girlfriend
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Get the Club Girlfriend mug.The middle ground between a girlfriend and a fiancé. You don’t want to propose yet but you know she needs some reassurance to stick around.
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Get the Super girlfriend mug.The term "backseat girlfriend" typically refers to a relationship dynamic where one partner is not fully prioritized or is treated as secondary, often being kept at a distance while the other partner engages with someone else or focuses on other aspects of their life. This phrase can imply that the person in the "backseat" role is not actively involved in decision-making or significant events in their partner's life, akin to a passenger rather than a co-pilot.
Cid: "The killer used a different type of playing card to describe each of its victims.'
Alexia: "Ha Ha. You're still the same useless little pooch (Cid). Aren't you?"
Cid: "Miss Alexia, what's with the sudden backseat girlfriend behavior?"
Alexia: "Ha Ha. You're still the same useless little pooch (Cid). Aren't you?"
Cid: "Miss Alexia, what's with the sudden backseat girlfriend behavior?"
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Get the Backseat Girlfriend mug.A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
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Get the Sloth Girlfriend mug.More than a situationship less than dating. Taking care of someone until they find their forever home, kinda like a foster pet. You get attached to them but you’ll be happy to see them find their person. Until then, you’re having a great time being friends but friends with benefits just feels not right for your relationship too.
“So are you and Jerry official yet? You’ve been together for 2 years now!” “No, I’m his foster girlfriend. I’m just taking care of him until he finds his forever home.”
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