drink check

when your friends watch your drink for you when you walk away to go to the bar or the bathroom.

"Hey man will you drink check me? Too many people getting roofied these days."

by aliencharles January 17, 2020

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Drink, Swear, Steal and Lie

I was 12 when daddy said to me
"Don't take to drinking, boy
That road don't lead nowhere
And don't you ever let me hear you swear
Don't you dare"
He told me, "Stealing's a lazy man's way
Something for nothing leaves you hell to pay
So, don't buy into it
And then you can look the whole world in the eye"
Honey, I've tried
But since I met you, girl
I've been breaking every rule
I must confess, I'm just a backsliding fool
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why I drink, swear, steal and lie
Last night I threw away the 12-step book
I finally faced the fact that I am hooked on you

There's nothing more that I can do
Ain't no use
'Cause every time I see your angel face
My halo disappears without a trace, I swear
Girl, I'd admit I haven't got a prayer
But I don't care
I know this ain't exactly how I was raised
But heaven help me, honey
I ain't changing my ways
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why I drink, swear, steal and lie
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why I drink, swear, steal and lie
Drink, swear, steal and lie

by Death Menace August 25, 2023

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death twat signature drink

Death twats always drink a Captain and Sprite. She requires a lime.

Me: “Excuse me. I need a lime with my Captain and Sprite.”
Bartender: “oh Lord, thats the Death Twat Signature Drink”

by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018

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Drink the plain away

Drinking the plain away is your old school mid-week drinkingsession. It's when you're drinking just for the simple reason of having some fun in the midst of the plain boring existence that is your life..

-wanna go out for a beer?
-but it's Tuesday...
-c'mon dude, let's drink the plain away! 😄

by kjempehemmelig July 26, 2012

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