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Chuck a Brandon

To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.
Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"
by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014
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Chuck-a-Luck

A person who means well but is constantly making mistakes and falling short of expectations. A chuck-a-luck is often clumsy and unaware of their foibles. A hapless doofus.

See Chucklehead.
The inspector dropped his fake mustache in the punch bowl like a chuck-a-luck.
by derrick7777 March 5, 2019
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chuck

to lay or throw down or mount, especially in a romantic, sexual or just straight pornographic manner
chuck me down
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Chuck

A dark colored cat who doesn't give a flying care in the world. He only loves you to get things he wants in life. He a demon at night.
by Jelly nelly March 22, 2017
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Chuck

Chuck is such a cool guy, super attractive and all the ladies want him obviously. He has a sort of innocent yet captivating charm to him and that smile is to die for.
Wow, look at that guy..he must be a Chuck, did you see all of those girls swoon?
by HandyComrade January 30, 2020
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Chucking wood

Last night, we caught little Joey chucking wood to the Sears catalog
by anonymous June 9, 2024
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guac-chuck norris

Anal Sex after Mexican Food Night. The penetrator goes chuck norris angry after getting sprayed by Guac-arrhea.
When date night goes wrong after a Guac-Chuck Norris event that ruined our relationship. The guacamole always cost extra.
by REALLY Sanchez September 27, 2020
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