Vaporizer

Having anal sex with Vicks vapo-rub when you're out of lube.

I ran out of KY jelly so I gave my wife a vaporizer. Our privates smell like Newports.

by Area 2, A crew December 9, 2017

underwear vapor

When your underwear is so old, it doesn't need to be thrown away, it just transmogrifies into underwear vapor and floats away.

"Billy's not wearing underwear". "Oh, he was, but it transmogrified into underwear vapor anjd now it's gone.

by The Dr. Bochaciac March 25, 2019

Columbian Vaporizer

When your mate puts cocaine in their butt Crack and farts it into your face while you take a deep snort.

Bro! Debbie with the tattoos gave me a Columbian Vaporizer lastnight! The coke was top notch, but smelled kinda like shit. Got high as fuck though!

by Toner-D-Boner May 22, 2025

swamp vapor

when the fart stink so bad it's not passing gas anymore, it's the most horrendous odor to ever exist and entering the atmosphere.

guy 1: dude did you just pass gas?
guy2: no, bro.. that was swamp vapor.

by notswampvaporguy April 3, 2023

vapor hoe

a girl who is WAY too in to vaporwave

“That angsts girl with the funky hair and the holographic shoes is such a vapor hoe.”

by pro hero midoriya June 11, 2019

Vapor Trail

When male ejaculate dries on a fabric surface and disappears, but leaves a hard edged wrinkle on the fabric, causing it to crease.

Oh girl, that's a vapor trail

by Moira49 January 4, 2011

vapor locomotive

Pronunciation: /ˈveɪpər ˌloʊkəˈmoʊtɪv/ (VAY-pur LOH-kuh-MOH-tiv)
Definition:
1. Vapor Locomotive (noun) - An integral element within transport networks; a power-driven component
2. Facilitating progression along designated transit railway channels, enabling distribution across ample areas.
Significance:
• It defines the locomotion of elements.
• It emphasizes its purpose in transporting.
• It identifies the mode of transport as an element.
• It avoids detailing the literal significance.
• It improves on stating its relevance.
• It replaces literal definition with a symbolic significance.

Examples:
• “The intricate transport web was made possible by a consistent line of vapor locomotives.”
• “The cargoes traveled securely on the transport element, the vapor locomotive.”
• “Several vapor locomotives transported through various states.”

by Dmitrio March 23, 2025