Poop Toot

The toots that come out right before you take a big poop. Usually extra stinky, a warning sign of what's to come.

Oh my God guys, my toot smells so bad! I think it was a poop toot! I'm gonna go sit on the toilet...

by pooptootsrock August 15, 2018

Tuba Toot

A fart that sounds just like a low note on a tuba

Person #1. *toot*
Person #2. Hey you jist tuba tooted!!!

by Merissa Lingtoe June 16, 2018

anal toot

Someone who snorts cocaine up their ass.

anal toot- Ahhh that was a good one, let me get another.

by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014

Toot the Snooder

To smoke Marijuana from a pipe.

I like to toot the snooder after a hard days work.

by worldanew September 5, 2013

toot & scoot

This is the act of passing gas in public and quickly walking away so you don't get blamed for the offense.

"Hey man- I had burritos for lunch and had to pull a toot & scoot at the grocery store."

by habbie May 12, 2009

toot sweet

immediately, as quickly as possible

"I'll be back from the restroom toot sweet so we can continue our conversation."

by beorn May 30, 2006

toot it and boot it

basically it's a one night stand. Sexual relations then leave (usually in a hurry).

one night stand, "hit it and quit it", "one and done", "lay without pay".. and now.. "toot it and boot it" or "toot it and booted".

by speedphreak831 October 4, 2010