a car leap man is a man, usually a boyfriend, who is controlling with his girlfriend for no reason. usually insecure of his relationship or jealous, but overly controlling and annoying
friend: “hey wanna go to a kickback party tn? Just me and a few friends?”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap”
by amy montgomery April 6, 2024
Get the Car leapmug. When a male receiving a blumpkin jumps up and over the woman after he’s finished shitting, simultaneously shoving her head in the toilet and then spinning around and coating her backside with his load.
by Quandavious69 February 20, 2024
Get the leaping back frostingmug. (n.) The event of performing a game of leap frog in order to not die or face other extreme consequences
Angrod and Valen performed the greatest game of lethal leap frog I have ever seen while fighting the ice witch.
by Wolfofthefallen November 10, 2021
Get the Lethal leap frogmug. a leappp in the skyyy one of the besttttt books!!!! go check it out on amazonnn!!!! the way the character overcomes his fear is just amazing!! soo yeahhhh just read ittttt
by skskskskchick February 15, 2021
Get the a leap in the skymug. A man who engages in homosexual coitus every once in a while on special occasions just as Leap Year only occurs every 4 years.
Dirk and Lewis are trying to get Joey in a 3-some, but he's usually straight. But given the right circumstance, he is a bit of a leap queer and he just might go with it.
by Fat_n_Happy February 11, 2015
Get the leap queermug. The above title is one of the Mao Zedong's chronic brain farts.
No government has killed more people through incompetence and stupitidy than the People's Republic of China, chink commies are in a class of their own. This utopian leap took place from 1958 to 1962 where the intension was rapidly industrialize the country by producing steel with primitive backyard furnaces caused one of the largest famine in human history – no one knows the exact death toll but estimates range from 15 to 55 million who starved to death during its worst years 59 - 61. And of course, according to the official truth the scapegoats were like always "hostile western forces."
Deng Xiaoping combined Mao's ruthlessness without his incompetence, Xi Jinping, a.k.a. Winnie the Pooh kills too, he has focused on the Uyghur minority and of course other regular stuff like the genocide in Tibet.
No government has killed more people through incompetence and stupitidy than the People's Republic of China, chink commies are in a class of their own. This utopian leap took place from 1958 to 1962 where the intension was rapidly industrialize the country by producing steel with primitive backyard furnaces caused one of the largest famine in human history – no one knows the exact death toll but estimates range from 15 to 55 million who starved to death during its worst years 59 - 61. And of course, according to the official truth the scapegoats were like always "hostile western forces."
Deng Xiaoping combined Mao's ruthlessness without his incompetence, Xi Jinping, a.k.a. Winnie the Pooh kills too, he has focused on the Uyghur minority and of course other regular stuff like the genocide in Tibet.
by O. W. Tongueincheek July 6, 2024
Get the The Great Leap Forwardmug. by LEAP HAMILTON November 25, 2021
Get the Leap Hamiltonmug.