Another term for the female vagina. Sometimes referred to as a vagina that smells bad, and is important to avoid.
"Stick it in my chunky shrimp."
by Jimsy of Bedford November 14, 2007
They live in very deep water, and grow to the size of a man.
Have big claws on'em, capable of inflicting grievous injuries.
Have big claws on'em, capable of inflicting grievous injuries.
by psionic December 04, 2003
by superman December 11, 2003
"Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation. No point in looking for one either; it's all part of the cosmic unconsciousness."
by Norton Zenger May 14, 2004
I gave her the ol' shrimp dipper in the bathroom of a Long John Silver's.
Every month, Aunt Flo comes around to signal the beginning of shrimp dipping season.
Every month, Aunt Flo comes around to signal the beginning of shrimp dipping season.
by spun out September 09, 2010
One who counts the amount of shrimp in their food. Most commonly, shrimp-counters will check their Chinese food to make sure that there is a sufficient amount of shrimp.
A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.
A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.
Larry David: "We got our orders back and about seven or eight shrimp were missing."
Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."
Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."
by Fragile Frankie May 11, 2009
The most tasty asian snack in the market. Think fat potato sticks that taste a little like shrimp. The shrimp scares away your white friends, so less chips getting mooched and more chips in your stomach!
Gary: Man I'm hungry. Are those chips?
Phil: Not JUST chips, they're shrimp chips! Want some?
Gary: Uhh no thanks, I'll pass.
Phil: Not JUST chips, they're shrimp chips! Want some?
Gary: Uhh no thanks, I'll pass.
by Stiff Tacos January 03, 2011