Squarebag

Squarebag: A person who is stupid and clueless. This word is derived from the word square meaning someone who isn't hip, and bag as in dumb.

Shawna tried to convince Derek about her intentions but he had no clue as to what she was talking about because he's a squarebag!

by Tre'Funk September 16, 2020

Squagman

The term for someone particularly burdened with an unbelievable amount of swamp ass.

"Dude holy shit who used this bench last?"
"Tyler did, you know that guy has top tier swamp ass, definite squagman."

by Lerman April 24, 2021

SquareTable9675

A Xbox players 2nd account who has a best friend ever named flexseal

SquareTable9675 Is cool

by SquareTable9675 August 1, 2021

SquareTable9675

A Cool person or a friend

Hey that’s my SquareTable9675. Hey that person is so squareTable9675

by SquareTable9675 August 1, 2021

squirmandle

Rhetorical obfuscation in the form of half truths and intentional deflections.

Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and OJ Simpson were all attempting to squirmandle out of any direct admissions or forthright responses in their interviews this last weekend. Oh my God turn on CNN, OJ just died! Call my mom and tell her to cancel her checks to him from her girl’s weekend at the Tropicana.

by Mondavi July 11, 2024

Squaren

A karen-in-training (usually a child or young teen).

Name is a combination of “squire” and “karen”.

She who is raised by a karen soon becomes a squaren, and then a karen herself upon reaching adulthood.

by PBJelly6 October 23, 2023

squatemalan

1. (n) A citizen of Guatemala.
2. (n) A short, bulky-looking Hispanic migrant worker in the United States.

1. "You can thank Ronald Reagan and crew for accepting millions of squatemalan refugees."
2. "Imagine being Jeb Bush and marrying a squatemalan."
3. "I wouldn't be against illegals if these were what Mexico was sending us instead of squatemalan índios."
4. "There comes yet another squatemalan caravan from Mexico."

by Nicholas Marshall December 26, 2023