Punetration

Like penetration only slightly funnier (and makes people groan for a different reason).

This pun thread feels like punetration.

by Sol-nai August 22, 2011

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punecide

When making bad puns between friends that are so awful, they're actually funny. One often commits punecide when they attempt to stack puns and fail, causing awkwardness between friendship circles and gonorrhea.

Friend 1: "I used to make a lot of puns about autos.
Hood ever believe you'd get such mileage from them?
You could have fueled me!"
** tumble weed **

Person 1: I heard about Jack, apparently he committed punecide. Did you go to the funeral?
Person 2: He avoided funerals because he was not a mourning person.
Person 1: did you just..

by dawgeye July 9, 2014

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punexpected

Punexpected is a combination of the words "pun" and "unexpected." Therefore, it means an unexpected pun, whether it's something random and out of the blue or a pun you didn't even mean to make.
pun unexpected

Phil Lester said that the answer was "blowing in the wind—trees." He did not intend this pun, so it was punexpected. See punintended for more.

by iemmanerd March 25, 2016

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Punes

Stomach pain due to held in flatulance or fecal matter. Most commonly found after drinking coffee.

Man, these punes are the worst! I need to find a bathroom.

That coffee was great, but now I have the worst punes from holding in my gas during class!

by smileygirl123 February 21, 2017

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punerie

Say you don't want to take a shower! And you want your man to go down on you! You just, spray spray, and bam! Your vagina smells great! And have fun sex while you're ready!

I need some punerie!

by GENIUS'S! July 28, 2017

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